As usual, I turn on the light switch and my bedroom glows instantly. Peace emanates for a millisecond until I realise there is a visitor in my aura. I notice him pretty much immediately as the pink crystal lampshade illuminates the ceiling. Perhaps he is from outer space. He is dark, and has eight legs. […]
It’s the first time I will have ever been away for so long, considering my usual is a day trip to Tunisia: four weeks is mammoth and I’m looking forward to it so much. To find out where life forks, which path to take next? I’m secretly hoping somehow something will happen to fate me […]
One day, the washing machine was feeling a little bit under the weather, nausea was spinning its poor head. It appeared there was a lot too much swirling around its underbelly. As if in a desperate cry for help, the incessant low murmur beeping and neon red flashing display for DANGER (more likely attention seeking […]
As well as a hole in my pierced nose, I have a hole in my pocket burning up deep inside the hellish resting place that is Nationwide Building Society. A hole, that is rather empty and most unsatisfying. I must wait forty-eight hours to find out whether my money will be refunded to me, even […]
I sit on the bus in despair, drained, confused, dejected. Clearly, it must have been a pre-meditated and calculated notion, the subject of consternation which worries me further is the amount of detail Pretend-Saiqa and her fellow Pretend-Saiqa-ites might know about me… and how…? I am not a millionaire in the first instance so that […]
It is a December day. Four days after my birthday and six days after I have been rewarded with my monthly salary. I am happy. So much so I changed my Twitter ID to Lady Luck, ahaha. That’s hindsight. And that’s ironic. Anyway. Back to the account at hand… minding my own business on the […]
What a palava. You think with it being a weekend, God would most certainly have given me a day off. Yesterday, I decided I would travel to Birmingham in the morning as it would be less of a headache (cheaper and quicker), or so I thought. This is not a moan about public transport dear […]
